The Man Who Navigated Parallel Worlds

Philip K.

May 6 • Jan Wellmann

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April 2026

Beware The Self-Assembling Panopticon

Last Saturday, a surveillance CEO told us how the rest of the century is going to go down. The only question left is whether we can still opt out with…

Apr 24 • Jan Wellmann

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What We Got Wrong About Cancer & Parasites

Cancer is a fixable power plant failure. Warburg saw it in 1924. Seyfried finished the math. Parasites proved it. The rest is economics.

Apr 19 • Jan Wellmann

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The Steam Room Verdict

Two programs walk into a steam room. One German, one Israeli. Both are certain. Both are wrong.

Apr 7 • Jan Wellmann

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My Exhale Just Saved The Planet

A Homily For The Life Molecule

Apr 2 • Jan Wellmann

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March 2026

The Day Rome Learned It Wasn't Rome

How 10,000 Persians Ended Roman Invincibility Forever

Mar 30 • Jan Wellmann

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The End Of The World According To Jiang

The planet's immediate future — predicted, mapped, and voted on — based on the forecasts of a Beijing high school teacher who mysteriously keeps being…

Mar 23 • Jan Wellmann

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The Cowgorithm of Everything: Why Engineers Love Control

On Current, Resistance, and the Minimum Load Required to Produce a Happy Animal

Mar 22 • Jan Wellmann

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You Are the NPC. Now Be Happy.

A speculative satirical fiction in which everything is obviously imaginary.

Mar 12 • Jan Wellmann

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Breathe Like A Hunter To Become One

A Hunter-Gatherer Protocol for Breathing, Chewing & Tongue Posture

Mar 10 • Jan Wellmann

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GREATER ISRAEL: Beyond the Conspiracy Theories and the Censorship

From biblical borders to balkanized neighbors — who is driving this vision, who benefits, and where does it end?

Mar 7 • Jan Wellmann

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February 2026

The Truth You Tell Even If It Makes You Radioactive

Francis Boyle called the greatest crime against humanity on record—and died three weeks before testifying. What secret ingredient made him do it anyway?

Feb 13 • Jan Wellmann

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