Good morning. We apologise for the interruption, as the kingdom has been temporarily put on hold, due to snow.

Good morning. We apologise for the interruption, as the kingdom has been temporarily put on hold, due to snow.
Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out In The Forest
The fastest way to recalibrate from the annoying little Oompa Loompas of modern daily life is to turn on, tune in, and drop out in the forest.
If you don’t have a forest available immediately, this 8.5-minute Ersatz clip helps you recalibrate from the family members who try to tell you what to do and what not to do. From the work colleagues who try to steal all the credit, the Besserwissers who can’t leave you in peace, the neighbors who use leaf blowers on their crew-cut lawns, the shop clerks who still wear masks and look askance at you - and all the other disturbed souls you have to deal with daily.
Put your headphones on, inhale through your nose, fill your lungs in four seconds, pause, then let it all out slowly through your mouth, exhaling for at least eight seconds while your focus remains on the shifting patterns of nature.
Feel it with your chest.
The indeterministic probability of the seemingly chaotic quells the non-essential.
Dosage: Once a week. In case of a particularly nasty rap, twice a week. Apocalyptic mess: once a day.

Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out In The Forest
The fastest way to recalibrate from the annoying little Oompa Loompas of modern daily life is to turn on, tune in, and drop out in the forest.
If you don’t have a forest available immediately, this 8.5-minute Ersatz clip helps you recalibrate from the family members who try to tell you what to do and what not to do. From the work colleagues who try to steal all the credit, the Besserwissers who can’t leave you in peace, the neighbors who use leaf blowers on their crew-cut lawns, the shop clerks who still wear masks and look askance at you - and all the other disturbed souls you have to deal with daily.
Put your headphones on, inhale through your nose, fill your lungs in four seconds, pause, then let it all out slowly through your mouth, exhaling for at least eight seconds while your focus remains on the shifting patterns of nature.
Feel it with your chest.
The indeterministic probability of the seemingly chaotic quells the non-essential.
Dosage: Once a week. In case of a particularly nasty rap, twice a week. Apocalyptic mess: once a day.
Biraxi Nixiwaka, leader of the Amazonian Yawanawa tribe and one of our most relevant indigenous leaders, has dedicated his life to reclaiming his people’s ancient culture and spiritualism. Nixiwaka believes that by bringing Western leaders to the jungle to experience their lifestyle, we can shatter some destructive preconceptions of modern civilization and teach people a healthier way of living that leads to fundamental positive changes.
Inquiries about Yawanawa retreats via
Www.360deg.co / jelena@360deg.co / @360_deg_retreats

Biraxi Nixiwaka, leader of the Amazonian Yawanawa tribe and one of our most relevant indigenous leaders, has dedicated his life to reclaiming his people’s ancient culture and spiritualism. Nixiwaka believes that by bringing Western leaders to the jungle to experience their lifestyle, we can shatter some destructive preconceptions of modern civilization and teach people a healthier way of living that leads to fundamental positive changes.
Inquiries about Yawanawa retreats via
Www.360deg.co / jelena@360deg.co / @360_deg_retreats